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Holy Cuteness: I like your blogs, espacially the adorablog design!

Akash: Half of the world. What is it ? The world is divided up into seas and continents. There are hot places and there are cold. There are many religions in the world. There are animals, insects, fish etc. There are gases, liquids, metals etc. There is man and woman. There is good and bad. There is happy and sad. The answer is non of the above or even closely related to the above. need help with this one and ASAP....

rick: wait, is the name of your font "big gay"?

sushiesque: currently, the name of my font is "this is a test". I've only done I, J, and H (in that order), and it gets bigger and gayer with each successive letter.

Quise: Ok I have a riddle for you all. "my presence is needed, even though many do like like me around, I can create life and sound but also cause fear..... what am I?

Jack Morava: You might like `The Crying of Lot 49' by Thomas Pynchon (nowhere near as good as Valis, tho). There's a huge wiki page about it... (:+{)}

chris: You should submit this to "Why a Tittle?" ! I'm a huge fan of your page.

obo: Wheeeee! http://fontstruct.fontshop.com/fontstructions/show/le_petit

infinityisalie: The Rather Difficult Font Game http://fontgame.ilovetypography.com/

name: eh, je cherche killme (yeah), ca fait un moment (yeah baby) qu il ne répond plus (yeah), j ai peur qu avec ses rhumatismes (roll over yeah baby) il soit rester coincé (yeah) dans sa chaise (yeah bab’) :)

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Epic Sadness Melee

sushiesque: Shyness sucks. Don't make me start quoting Morrissey.
didnt mean: I'll counter your Morrissey with a Tindersticks Loneliness Blast! LEVEL 4!!!

sushiesque: I block, launch myself into the air, and land on you with a Devastating Jawbreaker Hopelessness Assault! Which I then follow up with an Abject Red House Painters Kick To The Shins!
didnt mean: Your attacks have filled my Ennui Meter! I can execute the Signature Burning Nick Cave Dramatic Romantic Imagery and Despair Turning Side Kick!
sushiesque: And I still have 4 Burning Sadness Points left!!! I could call in my tag team partner, Nick Motherfucking Drake!
sushiesque: holy shit I am overcome with woe
didnt mean: I picked up the Leonard Cohen 'Getting Laid, But Still Very Pensive' powerup.
sushiesque: I will use my remaining MP to cast a call spell for "Charm of the Highway Strip"-era Magnetic Fields
didnt mean: SIGUR ROS INTERRUPT!!
sushiesque: You forget that I am equipped with a Belle & Sebastian Gauntlet of Scottish Awkwardness!! Which drains you of social skills every time you attack!

01 July 2003 |

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christine is my favorite indie band.

Posted by: Gwynne | 01 July 2003 at 11:18 PM

Funniest entry by far. Gwynne's post though begs the question, if one were an indie band, what label would one be on? Let's start a conversation, people! If I chose one based on my personality, it would be Shelflife. But Constellation is my 1st choice due to the current roster. Band name: Your Friends and Enemies. Visit http://www.cafeshops.com/panic_on if you like buying merchandise for imaginary labels.

Posted by: Terry | 02 July 2003 at 07:59 PM

My label would be Polyvinyl cause I'm a rockin' mofo. SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC THIS 4TH OF JULY!!! Band Name: Violet (Purple) Don't get it? Look at your Crayolas, people.

Posted by: Indie Rocker | 03 July 2003 at 08:32 AM

here's an old one, sing along if you remember it:

monday you can fall apart
tuesday, wednesday break my heart
oh thursday doesn't even start
it's friday, I'm BRITISH AND DEPRESSED... ( http://haiku.fuzrocks.com/search.php3?term=british&column=all )

Posted by: gus | 06 July 2003 at 10:22 PM

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