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Hugh Jass: I want to change the punctuation so it says the opposite of what was intended, in Yoda-postfix: Walk, do not. Run on ramp.

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sushiesque: currently, the name of my font is "this is a test". I've only done I, J, and H (in that order), and it gets bigger and gayer with each successive letter.

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Jack Morava: You might like `The Crying of Lot 49' by Thomas Pynchon (nowhere near as good as Valis, tho). There's a huge wiki page about it... (:+{)}

chris: You should submit this to "Why a Tittle?" ! I'm a huge fan of your page.

obo: Wheeeee! http://fontstruct.fontshop.com/fontstructions/show/le_petit

infinityisalie: The Rather Difficult Font Game http://fontgame.ilovetypography.com/

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I want pets so I can name them after typefaces

I want a fat white bunny named Clarendon, and a fluffy white kitten named Union Pearl. I want a small black rabbit named Helvetica, and a chinchilla named Paris 1960. I want a turtle named Garamond. A puppy named Mister Frisky. A Maine coon kitten named Morris Golden. A bat named Zapf. A cricket named Vitus. Mrs. Eaves, a grey morning dove. And a jar of sea monkeys, each and all called Myriad. An illegitimate child, Akzidenz Grotesk.

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That's strange, one of the names we were kicking around for our new black-and-white bunny was Garamond, mostly because he has an exclamation point on his back. The sad part is that there were actual discussions of whether it was a true Garamond exclamation point.

But he wound up being Neo instead. Go fig.

And a goldfish named Gill Sans?

Yeah, actually. :) That was in the post, orginally, but then I edited the heck out of it. There was also a hound named Baskerville, which I deemed just too obvious.

A sleek pony named Palatino? A dopey parakeet named Wingdings? A new pigeon named Courier? A classy orangutan named Bembo? - If Akzidenz Grotesk is your illegitimate child AND the parent of black-rabbit Helvetica, did you love a bunny _too much_?

I wondered if there would be a typeface appropriate for naming a hedgehog. And there is. At fontshop.com I discovered Thornface Extra Sharp. It can be viewed at: http://www.fontshop.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=catalog.fontdisplay&packagefontid=0&displayfontid=C.105662.0.3&view=single&searchID=0&searchby=keyword&searchletter=A&searchstr=sharp&totalrecords=3&startrow=1&records=20&currpage=1 If my hedgehog was still alive I would rename him. Nobody could ever pronounce Isipho anyway.

And a serial murderer named Manson!

I once named a frog for a boss of mine (the frog was a gift from me and several coworkers.) The frogs name was Frutiger.

I once named a cat Impact. Now he's Roadkill, God rest his Seoul. Now I want to get a vampire bat so I can name it Fang Song. We had a goldfish that got so big we could have named it Twelve Ton Sushi.

The assistant in our marketing/publications office gave us a beta fish. We named him Gill, Gill Sans.

Speaking of Bembo, has everyone seen Bembo's Zoo?

http://www.bemboszoo.com

Hilarious... typography jokes. Here's some Eric Gill humor, sorta.

http://weblogs.variety.com/outside_the_box/2003/12/put_your_hand_i.html

Did you know that Eric Gill did it with his daughters? True story.

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