Ha ha, awesome.
*Fifteen people are trapped aboard a ship that's going to sink in exactly 20 minutes. Their only chance for survival is the five-person life raft stowed on their vessel. To make matters worse, the waters around the ship are teeming with man-eating sharks, so swiming to safety is out of the question.
A round-trip to the nearest island and back to the boat takes nine minutes on the raft. How many people will live to see dry land...
please answer that
Kit:
I wonder if Frank made it.
jm:
wow its amazing they should exicute order 66 with a lot of clones XD
Phil:
Awesome find. Its always interesting to find older pictures of the way something will work in the future, and then compare it to what actually ended up being the case.
Wow, that wasn't a question I ever expected my mom to ask. Must be a completely, totally different Katya.
Still a great interview. I usually don't give Beefeater much of a chance, but 24 actually sounds nonboring.
What a delightful read on what goes into my next favorite gin. Classic Beefeater has been my mixing gin for eons. I'm intrigued by 24, all the more so by learning of Payne's care and craft in creating it.
Not that I noticed. But I was getting over a hideous cold and not particularly interested in the beverages.
Katya's Mom just wants to know whether this is the blogger who would know whether gin was served at Fuzzy's wedding in Maine.
Every doodad is a doohickey. Half of all thingamajigs are doohickeys. Half of all doohickeys are doodads. There are 30 thingamajigs and 20 doodads. No thingamajig is a doodad. How many doohickeys are neither doodads nor thingamajigs?
Even as an insufferable teetotaler, I found this a wonderful read.
whts the answer to i am glass i am superior i am china i am placid pleassseeeeee help
Hanky Panky is an amazing cocktail. One of my personal favourites. My recipe of choice looks something like this.
2 PARTS Beefeater London Dry Gin
2 PARTS Italian vermouth
2 DASH Fernet Branca
SHAKE All ingredients over ice
STRAIN Into a chilled cocktail glass
SQUEEZE A freshly cut orange peel on top
Awesome Video Tutorial on the cocktail: www.beefeatergin.com/mixology/video.php?video =Hanky%20Panky
I'm sorry, but Zombies deserve the same rights that you and I have - they can't help that they are zombies!!! Freedom and Justice for ALL!!!!
:)
Thanks for sharing. Great post
i love u Celine and keep it going u are the best we all love you*
rich:
"opiate of the masses."
Jeez.
You should know that this blog is one of the first sites to come up in a search for the terms, "harvard square" and "crazy people" (I was seeking a couple specific crazies). While I may not have found what I was looking for, I am digging your blog.
this is gay
Wow!
Oh, you're quite right. I did not read the fine, italic print.
Icarus does not give me great confidence in their products.
rick:
i'm pretty sure that the propellant is icarus.
A couple are driving home in the dark when the car breaks down, the husband decided to walk to a petrol station for help that was a few miles back, so he locked all the doors,windows and boot. On his return there was a stranger in the car and his wife was dead,there was no damage to the car at all.what happened?????
Yeah I found this out the hard way. The people who work at the Library of Congress were none too nice about setting me straight. Most of the people that work there do not want to be bothered, I think. The people that registered me and got me my car (of which there were three) were super nice. But everyone else is either mean or indifferent. I shouldn't have even gotten the reader ID (which you supposedly need to even read anything at the LOC) because I've yet to be stopped and asked for it, even at the "researcher only" entrance! Weak.
Dear sushiesque - is there any way I can contact you offsite to ask for permission to use one of your photographs?
You can reach me at mirlac@yahoo.com
Thanks so much, and it's a terrific blog.
Still attracting the crazies, huh? It's nice to know some things never change.
Erin: I just wish I knew what I was up to.
Obo: Why are they on my doorstep?
obo:
They're fantasy sports league prizes.
Erin:
Clearly you are living a double life.
A man and woman go before a preacher in Pennsylvania to be married, but the preacher says,"I can't marry you two." Why?
perhaps we could meet up there for a (possibly very cold) picnic?
1. no; I was with my parents, and they had their own agenda.
2. I couldn't find it, but I didn't look too hard. I do hope it has not been felled.
bonus: there was an unusual quantity of big green snails clinging to little rocks in freakish clumps.
Awww, jealous-- I love Harkness. I rather want to go back there sometime soon. Two questions:
1. Did you go to Sarge's? I rather want to go back there, too. (It's where I bought my first Ace Doubles!)
2. Did you see the tree with the boob?
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Why is Celine Dion eating babies? The programming on my flight to Seattle included a promotional video about her recent collaboration with Anne "The Robert Mapplethorpe of Baby Photography" Geddes. I didn't plug in the headphones but found myself unable to look away. It's like she's at a tapas bar that serves tiny, artfully-prepared babies.
Look, it has a garnish.
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She is eating babies for the glory of Canadian volk und staat. Duh.
Posted by: brayden | 04 January 2005 at 04:44 PM
"Your Folded Baby au Jus, madame. Madame will note that its floral garnish matches Madame's sleeves. The chef recommends that Madame begin by drinking from the head."
"EVERLASTING LIFE AT LAST. SHALL NO ONE CHALLENGE ME?"
Posted by: R. | 05 January 2005 at 11:40 AM
Nice! You noticed the matching sleeves/garnish thing too! Maybe she is trying to become a modern day Bathory? She is clearly not NEARLY metal enough to do that though...Can you imagine if that was true? And like 400 years from now, extreme metal bands would call themselves "Celine Dion" to pay tribute to that great 21st century shrieking banshee/consumer of babies??? Can you imagine the horrible irony???? HOLY SHIT I JUST BLEW MY OWN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Posted by: brayden | 05 January 2005 at 11:59 AM
Crap. "Dion" is a mere trembling N away from "Dio". Killing the Dragon - to bathe in its blood!!!!!!!!numeralone
Posted by: R. | 05 January 2005 at 12:56 PM
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how awesome to see your astute wit quoted on nerve's scanner last week! congrats.
Posted by: jesse | 10 January 2005 at 09:09 AM
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Posted by: unsinn | 10 January 2005 at 09:23 AM
"Look, it has a garnish."
hehehe, it still gets me.
Posted by: aizan | 23 January 2005 at 02:00 AM
I want to know if celine dion is a married
Posted by: naomi | 28 September 2005 at 10:14 AM
A MARRIED WHAT AAAAAAAAAAAAa
Posted by: unsinn | 28 September 2005 at 12:16 PM
you all SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! Celine DION IS THE BEST PERSON IN THIS WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!! YOU ALL DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE AND STOP RUINING OTHERS!!!!!!!!!! YOUR JUST JELOUS BECAUSE SHES FAMOUS AND YOUR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO SHOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: kayla | 15 November 2005 at 07:27 PM
My heart will go on.
Posted by: sushiesque | 15 November 2005 at 07:50 PM
I like the implication that we've somehow ruined Celine Dion's life by saying that it looks like she's eating babies in that picture. OH THE POWER WE HAVE
Posted by: unsinn | 16 November 2005 at 09:10 AM
you guys are kids and you are just been foolish don't you know it is the effects of a well designed computer program so you guys should pls go and rest i think it has been overworked.
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Posted by: unsinn | 17 February 2006 at 11:27 AM
i think that celine dion is the best in the world she is my ideal and i look up to her and one day i would like to be a singer just like her. i think that rene-charles is so CUTE.
Posted by: sara ford | 28 February 2006 at 10:00 AM
Well, Sara, you might be right, but *I* personally like C. Wright Mills. I think he is clever and smart and I want to write just like him when I grow up. Everyone should read his books!
Posted by: gus | 01 March 2006 at 03:02 PM
Most of you miss the point when you talk of bathing in blood and eating children... This woman is different from most, she is moderate yet sensual and sensitive! She is so artistic! Look at the photo again! the Artistic Thyme in it is JUST AMAZING [PHENOMENAL] ! Despite all the ugly words you use to describe her, it doesn’t change who she is…
Posted by: Rebecca | 28 December 2006 at 07:33 AM
Rebecca, how many days have you spent in the presence of Celine Dion? I'm serious, here. How do you have any idea what she's like unless you've actually spent time with her and gotten to know her? Do you have any sense of how the media are *constructed*? No? Well, what I mean when I say that is that it's *not an exact re-creation of what is going on in a particular place at a particular time.* Things get left out, added, edited, glossed over. Unless you've spent some time with her, I don't know that you really have any more authority on who she is than we do. For all we know, she's not moderate, she's a Communist dictator, and she actually is using a proboscis to suck the brains out of that child's skull.
Posted by: gus | 03 January 2007 at 05:00 PM
Nice photo leave her alone.
Posted by: dalia | 16 April 2007 at 03:35 PM
whats happening in china is very against sympathy and huminity and thers should be a solution to whats happening there . wish some body would listen and do some thing for this harsh syndrome .
Posted by: sandra kassas | 06 June 2007 at 06:01 AM
OMG she has great hair doesn't she..
Posted by: Lucy | 26 July 2008 at 10:23 AM
i love u Celine and keep it going u are the best we all love you*
Posted by: naomie | 02 June 2009 at 08:20 PM