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naomie:

i love u Celine and keep it going u are the best we all love you*

rich:

"opiate of the masses."

Jeez.

Sarah:

You should know that this blog is one of the first sites to come up in a search for the terms, "harvard square" and "crazy people" (I was seeking a couple specific crazies). While I may not have found what I was looking for, I am digging your blog.

sarah:

this is gay

1minutefilmreview:

Wow!

sushiesque:

Oh, you're quite right. I did not read the fine, italic print.

Icarus does not give me great confidence in their products.

rick:

i'm pretty sure that the propellant is icarus.

Pippa:

A couple are driving home in the dark when the car breaks down, the husband decided to walk to a petrol station for help that was a few miles back, so he locked all the doors,windows and boot. On his return there was a stranger in the car and his wife was dead,there was no damage to the car at all.what happened?????

James Price:

Yeah I found this out the hard way. The people who work at the Library of Congress were none too nice about setting me straight. Most of the people that work there do not want to be bothered, I think. The people that registered me and got me my car (of which there were three) were super nice. But everyone else is either mean or indifferent. I shouldn't have even gotten the reader ID (which you supposedly need to even read anything at the LOC) because I've yet to be stopped and asked for it, even at the "researcher only" entrance! Weak.

semele:

Dear sushiesque - is there any way I can contact you offsite to ask for permission to use one of your photographs?

You can reach me at mirlac@yahoo.com

Thanks so much, and it's a terrific blog.

Kathleen:

Still attracting the crazies, huh? It's nice to know some things never change.

sushiesque:

Erin: I just wish I knew what I was up to.

Obo: Why are they on my doorstep?

obo:

They're fantasy sports league prizes.

Erin:

Clearly you are living a double life.

Jamie:

A man and woman go before a preacher in Pennsylvania to be married, but the preacher says,"I can't marry you two." Why?

sushiesque:

perhaps we could meet up there for a (possibly very cold) picnic?

1. no; I was with my parents, and they had their own agenda.

2. I couldn't find it, but I didn't look too hard. I do hope it has not been felled.

bonus: there was an unusual quantity of big green snails clinging to little rocks in freakish clumps.

Gabriel Mckee:

Awww, jealous-- I love Harkness. I rather want to go back there sometime soon. Two questions:
1. Did you go to Sarge's? I rather want to go back there, too. (It's where I bought my first Ace Doubles!)
2. Did you see the tree with the boob?

Gwynne:

I wish you were around all the time so you could document my meals. Well, that and cuz you're awesome.

saima:

can you answer this?

You have a chicken, a fox, and a sack of cornfeed how do you get across with a boat that holds 2 things only t a time.

Deathchicken:

Well duh, the chickens are locked in there and then they fart all over each other and it gives them the special zest.

Madison Guy:

Heartbreaking.

sushiesque:

Thanks! It was a good day.

Madison Guy:

Really nice sequence. Cool blog, too.

Alie:

what is the answer to this riddle:

most eyes are forced wide open by the dance

it's really confusing to me o.o

Allan. Forsythe:

They call me a man but I'll never have a wife. I was given a body, but not a life.
They made me a mouth, but didnt give me breath. Water gives me life but the sun brings me death

What am I?

ilana:

I cannot figure this riddle!
what can run but never walk what has a mouth but never talks what has a face but does not weep what has a bed but does not sleep

Mimi :

Here is the riddle. "When 1 door closes 9 open. When 9 close 1 opens. What is it?

mike:

there are 12 balls all look the same in all aspect, but one is different in weight. you are allowed to use a balance scale,not a weight measure. if you are allowed to use the scale one three times how do you find the different ball ?
can anyone help

Holy Cuteness:

Wow, gorgeous pics!

Johnny:

Lovely photos:)

Shiraz:

That's sort of awesome. But now I am fascinated to know by what criteria they do decide what to keep.

Justin:

As a youthful book-lover, it was my dream to visit the Library of Congress to read until my brain exploded.

I'm glad I've learned this many years later.

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Celine Dion, Devourer of Children

Why is Celine Dion eating babies? The programming on my flight to Seattle included a promotional video about her recent collaboration with Anne "The Robert Mapplethorpe of Baby Photography" Geddes. I didn't plug in the headphones but found myself unable to look away. It's like she's at a tapas bar that serves tiny, artfully-prepared babies.

STOP STOP STOP


Look, it has a garnish.

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She is eating babies for the glory of Canadian volk und staat. Duh.

"Your Folded Baby au Jus, madame. Madame will note that its floral garnish matches Madame's sleeves. The chef recommends that Madame begin by drinking from the head."

"EVERLASTING LIFE AT LAST. SHALL NO ONE CHALLENGE ME?"

Nice! You noticed the matching sleeves/garnish thing too! Maybe she is trying to become a modern day Bathory? She is clearly not NEARLY metal enough to do that though...Can you imagine if that was true? And like 400 years from now, extreme metal bands would call themselves "Celine Dion" to pay tribute to that great 21st century shrieking banshee/consumer of babies??? Can you imagine the horrible irony???? HOLY SHIT I JUST BLEW MY OWN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Crap. "Dion" is a mere trembling N away from "Dio". Killing the Dragon - to bathe in its blood!!!!!!!!numeralone

http://www.nerve.com/regulars/scanner/01_04_05/

how awesome to see your astute wit quoted on nerve's scanner last week! congrats.

"Look, it has a garnish."

hehehe, it still gets me.

I want to know if celine dion is a married

A MARRIED WHAT AAAAAAAAAAAAa

you all SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! Celine DION IS THE BEST PERSON IN THIS WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!! YOU ALL DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE AND STOP RUINING OTHERS!!!!!!!!!! YOUR JUST JELOUS BECAUSE SHES FAMOUS AND YOUR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO SHOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My heart will go on.

I like the implication that we've somehow ruined Celine Dion's life by saying that it looks like she's eating babies in that picture. OH THE POWER WE HAVE

you guys are kids and you are just been foolish don't you know it is the effects of a well designed computer program so you guys should pls go and rest i think it has been overworked.

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i think that celine dion is the best in the world she is my ideal and i look up to her and one day i would like to be a singer just like her. i think that rene-charles is so CUTE.

Well, Sara, you might be right, but *I* personally like C. Wright Mills. I think he is clever and smart and I want to write just like him when I grow up. Everyone should read his books!

Most of you miss the point when you talk of bathing in blood and eating children... This woman is different from most, she is moderate yet sensual and sensitive! She is so artistic! Look at the photo again! the Artistic Thyme in it is JUST AMAZING [PHENOMENAL] ! Despite all the ugly words you use to describe her, it doesn’t change who she is…

Rebecca, how many days have you spent in the presence of Celine Dion? I'm serious, here. How do you have any idea what she's like unless you've actually spent time with her and gotten to know her? Do you have any sense of how the media are *constructed*? No? Well, what I mean when I say that is that it's *not an exact re-creation of what is going on in a particular place at a particular time.* Things get left out, added, edited, glossed over. Unless you've spent some time with her, I don't know that you really have any more authority on who she is than we do. For all we know, she's not moderate, she's a Communist dictator, and she actually is using a proboscis to suck the brains out of that child's skull.

Nice photo leave her alone.

whats happening in china is very against sympathy and huminity and thers should be a solution to whats happening there . wish some body would listen and do some thing for this harsh syndrome .

OMG she has great hair doesn't she..

i love u Celine and keep it going u are the best we all love you*

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