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Why is Celine Dion eating babies? The programming on my flight to Seattle included a promotional video about her recent collaboration with Anne "The Robert Mapplethorpe of Baby Photography" Geddes. I didn't plug in the headphones but found myself unable to look away. It's like she's at a tapas bar that serves tiny, artfully-prepared babies.
Look, it has a garnish.
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She is eating babies for the glory of Canadian volk und staat. Duh.
Posted by: brayden | 04 January 2005 at 04:44 PM
"Your Folded Baby au Jus, madame. Madame will note that its floral garnish matches Madame's sleeves. The chef recommends that Madame begin by drinking from the head."
"EVERLASTING LIFE AT LAST. SHALL NO ONE CHALLENGE ME?"
Posted by: R. | 05 January 2005 at 11:40 AM
Nice! You noticed the matching sleeves/garnish thing too! Maybe she is trying to become a modern day Bathory? She is clearly not NEARLY metal enough to do that though...Can you imagine if that was true? And like 400 years from now, extreme metal bands would call themselves "Celine Dion" to pay tribute to that great 21st century shrieking banshee/consumer of babies??? Can you imagine the horrible irony???? HOLY SHIT I JUST BLEW MY OWN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Posted by: brayden | 05 January 2005 at 11:59 AM
Crap. "Dion" is a mere trembling N away from "Dio". Killing the Dragon - to bathe in its blood!!!!!!!!numeralone
Posted by: R. | 05 January 2005 at 12:56 PM
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Posted by: unsinn | 10 January 2005 at 09:23 AM
"Look, it has a garnish."
hehehe, it still gets me.
Posted by: aizan | 23 January 2005 at 02:00 AM
I want to know if celine dion is a married
Posted by: naomi | 28 September 2005 at 10:14 AM
A MARRIED WHAT AAAAAAAAAAAAa
Posted by: unsinn | 28 September 2005 at 12:16 PM
you all SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! Celine DION IS THE BEST PERSON IN THIS WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!! YOU ALL DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE AND STOP RUINING OTHERS!!!!!!!!!! YOUR JUST JELOUS BECAUSE SHES FAMOUS AND YOUR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO SHOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: kayla | 15 November 2005 at 07:27 PM
My heart will go on.
Posted by: sushiesque | 15 November 2005 at 07:50 PM
I like the implication that we've somehow ruined Celine Dion's life by saying that it looks like she's eating babies in that picture. OH THE POWER WE HAVE
Posted by: unsinn | 16 November 2005 at 09:10 AM
you guys are kids and you are just been foolish don't you know it is the effects of a well designed computer program so you guys should pls go and rest i think it has been overworked.
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Posted by: unsinn | 17 February 2006 at 11:27 AM
i think that celine dion is the best in the world she is my ideal and i look up to her and one day i would like to be a singer just like her. i think that rene-charles is so CUTE.
Posted by: sara ford | 28 February 2006 at 10:00 AM
Well, Sara, you might be right, but *I* personally like C. Wright Mills. I think he is clever and smart and I want to write just like him when I grow up. Everyone should read his books!
Posted by: gus | 01 March 2006 at 03:02 PM
Most of you miss the point when you talk of bathing in blood and eating children... This woman is different from most, she is moderate yet sensual and sensitive! She is so artistic! Look at the photo again! the Artistic Thyme in it is JUST AMAZING [PHENOMENAL] ! Despite all the ugly words you use to describe her, it doesn’t change who she is…
Posted by: Rebecca | 28 December 2006 at 07:33 AM
Rebecca, how many days have you spent in the presence of Celine Dion? I'm serious, here. How do you have any idea what she's like unless you've actually spent time with her and gotten to know her? Do you have any sense of how the media are *constructed*? No? Well, what I mean when I say that is that it's *not an exact re-creation of what is going on in a particular place at a particular time.* Things get left out, added, edited, glossed over. Unless you've spent some time with her, I don't know that you really have any more authority on who she is than we do. For all we know, she's not moderate, she's a Communist dictator, and she actually is using a proboscis to suck the brains out of that child's skull.
Posted by: gus | 03 January 2007 at 05:00 PM
Nice photo leave her alone.
Posted by: dalia | 16 April 2007 at 03:35 PM
whats happening in china is very against sympathy and huminity and thers should be a solution to whats happening there . wish some body would listen and do some thing for this harsh syndrome .
Posted by: sandra kassas | 06 June 2007 at 06:01 AM